Let's Call her, Monica

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he
sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. 

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies. 

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?' 

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.' 

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...

But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.' 

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. 

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's like Hillary, a Liar and a Bull shitter. 

He's never been out of the yard'

"Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness"

If Madame Secretary can lie to the FBI, Congress, and The American People, and not have to face the charges that the law demands, then it must be okay for the rest of us. We too can lie to Law Enforcement, The IRS, and any other government entity with impunity. Madame Secretary and "The Obama Administration" have set a precedent excusing all of us from legal consequences when it comes to lying to government agencies. The democrats are ignoring this behavior, so the democrats, in general, must believe that lying to people who "are sworn to uphold the law" is permissible and that American Citizens should not be concerned by such repugnance. Democrats and the media feel that the really serious concern for our country is Donald Trump's sarcasm. Plus, as we have been told, democrats and the media are smarter than the rest of us, and they know what's best. If they really are offended by Mr. Trump's sarcasm, I hope they read what I've written here. It's full of offensive sarcasm aimed directly at the Unamerican conduct of the democrats and their bias media employees. Trump 2016.